Untitled, For this lady, who had very black hair, had stuck...

For this lady, who had very black hair, had stuck over her right ear the pitiable corpse of a large white bird, which looked exactly if someone had killed it by stamping on the beast, and then nailed it to the lady’s temple, which was presumably of sufficient solidity to bear the operation.

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—	http://www.lettersofnote.com/2012/05/spectacle-sickened-me.html